Pirate

Job description

Pirate

 

Job description: To sail the seven seas, fighting mainly but not exclusively the Spanish and French.  This varied and exciting roll includes a free sword and parrot, the opportunity to travel, a tax free income and free rum. Working with a highly committed team, the right candidate could become 1st mate very quickly. Additional benefits such as own ship and crew may be possible after probationary period

You will need: the ability to go “arrgggghhhhh” a lot and continue to function if your right leg is replaced with a wooden stick, along with a positive mental attitude the right candidate must be able to carry out duties such as keel hauling and planking walking, demonstrate a full knowledge of the 1st 5 verses of “what shall we do with the drunken sailor”. We are particularly interested in hearing from people who have replaced their hand with a hook or are missing an eye.

Remuneration: the role of Pirate meets or exceeds the UK minimum wage. Will be paid monthly in doubloons “Pirates 4 U” is an equal opportunities employer. Time wasters need not apply as we are only interested in talking to serious pirates.

To apply: place CV in a bottle and throw in ocean towards the north English coast or email to “ I 

Or, tell us why you don’t wish to apply for this job.

 

Job ID 2547401

Posting Date 08/07/2013

CompanySolarWorld

LocationUK-Yorkshire-Bradford

Industries Travel, transportation and tourism

Job typeFull time

Salary10,000.00 – 100,000.00  per year

Various bonus

Job reference codeHahar 8

Contact information07515 016850 Gjohnstone2604@hotmail.co.uk

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