There’s been a big bust-up in the biscuit tin!

A bandit called rocky who was crackers hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue riband, kidnapped a trophy and made his breakaway in a taxi.

The police say rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from maryland hobnobbing a gi…nger nut.

Unfortunately they have not got a crumb of evidence!
The jammie dodger got away!

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